{"id":2456,"date":"2012-09-11T17:02:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T17:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pritchardwindsurfing.com\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2012-09-11T17:02:37","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T17:02:37","slug":"a-classic-request","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pritchardwindsurfing.com\/pw2020\/a-classic-request","title":{"rendered":"A Classic request!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is a great email from one of our crazy buddies out in Florida..... I love humor and got a great kick out of this and figured I would share it-<\/p>\n

MP!\u00a0 Oh man the nerve of some customers to email you about a dorky parts order for some busted up rusted to hell and back junk all this happening while you're catching\u00a0butterflies and\u00a0telling Piere to use more of the mint flavored anti aging cream after removing the cucumbers\u00a0from your eyeballs.\u00a0 Am I right?\u00a0 And let me guess, while your holding your pinky up while sipping on your cappachino and tasting the daily streudle or croissant you just roll your eyes at some turd of a customer in FL inquiring about paying for something, verdad senor?\u00a0 Let me guess, you never order off the menu, its always some BS line about why you can't have the mozarella which is curdled from Italy because of fear it may make you fat and have to get on the LB express to tighten up the ole cerdo, si or no amigo?\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah I get it, Venice Beach, wait, let me guess, you have a different type of BS massage lined up each day, and yeah I know, you get the facial and peticure package thrown as well right?\u00a0\u00a0Please tell me more about Venice Beach,\u00a0do you surf there?\u00a0 Or wait, let me guess, you go shelling?\u00a0 Hey<\/var>, if its kid & family time, can't knock that...it's admirable, but its time for you, no holds barred. \u00a0Hey, not to worry Patrice, your secret is under wraps here muchacho.\u00a0\u00a0Before i forget here, you're still\u00a0not going this week to NC, right?<\/div>\n
\u00a0And son of crap I didnt see you had a wave event in\u00a0octubre?\u00a0 Que pasa?\u00a0 Con quien?\u00a0 La\u00a0verana proxima, estoy alla.<\/div>\n
The formula fin, looking for carbon. 72-74cm.\u00a0 Used ok if tip is in good shape, good flex, not\u00a0like the turd\u00a0SL32 you sent me, remember that gem?\u00a0\u00a0Ideally would spend around $300-400max.\u00a0 But not urgent.<\/div>\n
\u00a0Another project, just an idea, tell me if I'm way off the mark here.\u00a0 I would\u00a0be willing\u00a0to spend around\u00a0$1,000 for a 82-86L used single fin wave board with a fin and straps, a 400cm mast, doesnt have to be skinny, at least 75% carbon, and a sail around 4.8m.\u00a0 Just a thought.\u00a0 What!?\u00a0\u00a0Is that being cheap?<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Ok, be sure to let Steve know that you prefer the eucaplystus flavored oil during the Swedish massage.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Ciao amigo.\u00a0BC<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here is a great email from one of our crazy buddies out in Florida….. I love humor and got a great kick out of this and figured I would share it- MP!\u00a0 Oh man the nerve of some customers to email you about a dorky parts order for some busted up rusted to hell and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"yoast_head":"\nA Classic request! - Pritchard Windsurfing<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pritchardwindsurfing.com\/pw2020\/a-classic-request\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"A Classic request! - Pritchard Windsurfing\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Here is a great email from one of our crazy buddies out in Florida..... 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