Unkle Kevy called me up and asked if I wanted to go for a surf.. i thought hhmmmm.. well i am pretty bored at home, and it is so so hot, what could be more fun than a little dip in the ocean. I know uncle Kevy doesn’t like the beach much so i know we won’t be long… Sure I can go for a surf…
We get in the car and leave with in ten minutes.. wow that was pretty fast. this is not normal.. Wow.. uncle Kevi drives different than mom and dad…
we go down to the beach and it is pumping!! Way too big for me.. I say Unkle do you think those sets will be ok for us out there??? Looks pretty big… Mom would never let dad and I go out in those waves… of course he says it will be fine. As we walk down to our launch spot, i can see in unkle Kevys eyes that it was getting pretty big.. he still remains calm and we hit the water!!! First set come rolling through, and I hear unkle utter under his breath, oh boy.. I feel him scraping for the channel as a massive set comes nearly closing out pavillians at hookipa.. glad i didn’t listen to him telling me we didn’t need my life jacket.. As I think I am just going to make it over the set, all the sudden we swing the board around and drop in on the biggest wave of the day.. I was going to be happy just to get over the set, and now we are riding what seems to be at least triple over head … Bumping and bucking down the wave, he rips me up to my feet.. .ohhhhh unkle.. not sure about this…
After a few sets on the head and some great waves, I manage to talk unkle into heading to the beach.. lets cruise unkle.. I know he likes cruising.. So we head down the beach, and man all these girls start talking to unkle… i think they were all wondering if I was unkle kid but he seemed to manage it pretty well. I love unkle kevys friends..
So unkle kevy and i were starving!~~ he managed to convince me to go to Mana and get a snack but on the way down, i said how bout pizza!!! Well that was easy to convince unkle.. he looks like he needs to loose a bit of weight but a nice little pizza won’t hurt… We walk in and unkle asks me if I want a beer.. Thanks for reminding me, YESSS a root Beer!!! Mom would never let me have one!! Pizza and a ROOT BEER.. This is great… just the perfect ingredients for a nice big fat stomach ache…
We plowed through the pizza, barely saving any for later, and combined with the carbonation from the Rootbeer… AWWWe this is going to be a killer ache…as I was powering down my last slice of pizza.. unkle Kevy reminded me to save room for ICECREAMMMMMM… unkle Kevy is so so smart.. no wonder he is so BIG and strong….
Well sure enough.. That ice cream was AMAZZZZING.. Pizza… Amaaaziiinggg… Root beer, maybe not so much… but the stomach ache afterwards… WHY UNKLE….. I guess mom was right… sometimes the pleasure is not worth the pain.. Anyhow, I had a pretty fun day with Unkle… he is not so bad after all.. I will take back a couple things i said about him…