Here is a great email from one of our crazy buddies out in Florida..... I love humor and got a great kick out of this and figured I would share it-

MP!  Oh man the nerve of some customers to email you about a dorky parts order for some busted up rusted to hell and back junk all this happening while you're catching butterflies and telling Piere to use more of the mint flavored anti aging cream after removing the cucumbers from your eyeballs.  Am I right?  And let me guess, while your holding your pinky up while sipping on your cappachino and tasting the daily streudle or croissant you just roll your eyes at some turd of a customer in FL inquiring about paying for something, verdad senor?  Let me guess, you never order off the menu, its always some BS line about why you can't have the mozarella which is curdled from Italy because of fear it may make you fat and have to get on the LB express to tighten up the ole cerdo, si or no amigo?   Yeah I get it, Venice Beach, wait, let me guess, you have a different type of BS massage lined up each day, and yeah I know, you get the facial and peticure package thrown as well right?  Please tell me more about Venice Beach, do you surf there?  Or wait, let me guess, you go shelling?  Hey, if its kid & family time, can't knock that...it's admirable, but its time for you, no holds barred.  Hey, not to worry Patrice, your secret is under wraps here muchacho.  Before i forget here, you're still not going this week to NC, right?
 And son of crap I didnt see you had a wave event in octubre?  Que pasa?  Con quien?  La verana proxima, estoy alla.
The formula fin, looking for carbon. 72-74cm.  Used ok if tip is in good shape, good flex, not like the turd SL32 you sent me, remember that gem?  Ideally would spend around $300-400max.  But not urgent.
 Another project, just an idea, tell me if I'm way off the mark here.  I would be willing to spend around $1,000 for a 82-86L used single fin wave board with a fin and straps, a 400cm mast, doesnt have to be skinny, at least 75% carbon, and a sail around 4.8m.  Just a thought.  What!?  Is that being cheap?
Ok, be sure to let Steve know that you prefer the eucaplystus flavored oil during the Swedish massage.
Ciao amigo. BC